woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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