Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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