does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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