shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There are leaves in my underwear?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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