I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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