He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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