oh god the rape fog is back!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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