I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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