I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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