Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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