You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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