the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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