Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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