so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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