i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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