Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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