yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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