my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
why is half of my head shaved?
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