Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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