Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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