Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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