and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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