Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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