i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
high people should be assigned attendants
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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