When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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