it was like his penis was on wheels.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
it's great music for shaving your balls
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
do nipples grow back?
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