508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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