She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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