he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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