their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
