omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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