i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Randomize
