just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Randomize
