The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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