Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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