He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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