Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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