Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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