Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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