office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone