id be glad to
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.