I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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