What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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