My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Why is your signature on my underwear?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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