I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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