If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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