just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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