just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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