i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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