I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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