Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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