Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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