Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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